If you were actually a god of entropy, that would be awesome! You could totally violate the Second Law.
i think its more like entropic degradation of systems increases in my presence
No no, see it totally works! A god of something is also the god of its opposite by way of withdrawing his presence. You could like spontaneously kickstart a fusion reaction just by not being there!
House centipedes can fuck right off.
The first time I ever saw one was in a Texas Tech dorm’s basement/laundry. I had no idea what it was. All I knew was that the way its legs moved like they were flowing was beautiful in a Lovecraftian kind of way. I panicked and squished it with a chair. Then I panicked again when I thought, “Oh, shit! Did I just kill the avatar of some local deity?” Then I ran upstairs and hid in my room for the rest of the day.
Remember Ron and Kim Possible?
Who is responsible for this? We need a good lynch mob for this. SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.