reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
THIS SERIOUSLY WORKED
i think its more like entropic degradation of systems increases in my presence
No no, see it totally works! A god of something is also the god of its opposite by way of withdrawing his presence. You could like spontaneously kickstart a fusion reaction just by not being there!
House centipedes can fuck right off.
The first time I ever saw one was in a Texas Tech dorm’s basement/laundry. I had no idea what it was. All I knew was that the way its legs moved like they were flowing was beautiful in a Lovecraftian kind of way. I panicked and squished it with a chair. Then I panicked again when I thought, “Oh, shit! Did I just kill the avatar of some local deity?” Then I ran upstairs and hid in my room for the rest of the day.
Funny thing is Windsor Locks is in Connecticut.
for all the anti gun dumb-asses out there
well i wasn’t expecting that at all
SPREAD THE DAMN WORD
THAT WAS COOL
My hands are too small to do this effectively.
Who is responsible for this? We need a good lynch mob for this. SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.