ok so there’s 36,000,000 millionaires in the world currently, right.
i’d say that the average amount of family members in each of those peoples care is probably like an average of 2, and im sure each of those people has at least 10 really close friends who they would lend money to, right? so if you multiply 36-million times 3 times 10 that comes out to 1,080,000,000.
so for every person that follows me, theres technically a 1 in 7 chance that they have access to the funds of a millionaire. and i feel like you guys arent using that theoretical resource to support me :/
Tbh “one serving” is however the food is packaged. Yogurt cup? One serving. Bag of chips? One serving. 15oz jar of pear slices? One serving. 32oz box of spaghetti? One serving. Large tub of ice cream? One serving. Head of lettuce? One fucking serving
Each bag is a separate container, thus a single serving. A family-sized bag of doritos, however, is also one serving. Or if you poured all 108 bags of doritos into one big tub? One serving.
The punch bowl full of German potato salad at the church pot luck
The guy On the right is MY UNCLE WHAT IN THE FUCK HAHAHAHAH
Theres no non creepy way to say this but tell your uncle to send that 🍆 my way. And I dont mean the ones pictured above.
Lol he’s very happily married to another very bearded man and they bake and have 3 rescue pitbulls and as you can tell a very big garden and are a gay wet dream tbh
I have been abandoned by my so called “friends”. They mock me openly and without shame. I have been Humiliated and Abused. They have visited upon me the vilest cruelty, goading me to “change” the “light bulbs”, as if it were in my Capacity to do so. Fie! Mischief most foul! How quickly they show their true colors, the Viperous Scoundrels.
Truly, I am Alone in this wretched wasteland of a world. I have been forsaken by the Almighty and His angels. Pity me, oh fools, for I am undone!!!!!!!!
@supesean how many Brando’s does it take to replace a lightbulb?
16, 15 to stand around the 1 doing the actual changing bitching about how we tell him to just change the light bulb instead of crying about it into the void
😂😂😂
TRAITORS. KNAVES. SCOUNDRELS. VIPEROUS SERPENTS. SERPENTINE VIPERS. Never again shall I place my trust in another. I have been Betrayed! Booooohoohoohoohooo
