campusbeefcake:

House centipedes can fuck right off.

The first time I ever saw one was in a Texas Tech dorm’s basement/laundry. I had no idea what it was. All I knew was that the way its legs moved like they were flowing was beautiful in a Lovecraftian kind of way. I panicked and squished it with a chair. Then I panicked again when I thought, “Oh, shit! Did I just kill the avatar of some local deity?” Then I ran upstairs and hid in my room for the rest of the day.

tortugajoe:

dieselandgunsmoke:

camostarsandstripes:

Funny thing is Windsor Locks is in Connecticut.

for all the anti gun dumb-asses out there

erichmcbrian:

departured:

primabitch:

unimportant:

trilln-ggas:

tomlinstergram:

b00-you-wh0re101:

rawr—imadinosaur:

Reblog and click the picture.

my childhood is ruined. D:

WHAT

nonononononononononononono!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA WHAT

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woww lol was not expecting that

well things definitely change over the years

well i wasn’t expecting that at all 

ok

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

fuckyeahtx:

Fuck this.  

Who is responsible for this? We need a good lynch mob for this. SOMEONE HAS TO PAY.